Neverella.
Once upon a time, in a faraway land, there lived a girl named Neverella. Her mother died when she was very young and her father married an evil woman who had two even eviler daughters. She was forced to do all the chores, vacuuming, washing the dishes, even picking up the dog poop.
The two sisters, Annie and Dizzie, never had to lift a finger. Instead, they made fun of Neverella and told her she would never marry a prince. She was good-for-nothing and Neverella believed it. She was a very unhappy girl.
She grew up hating herself, turned to drugs and alcohol as comfort, and left the family home when she was 17. She found herself on the streets, hooking for money and vowed never to wash a dish again. She never went back home, and the family was better off without her.
One day, on an acid trip, a fairygodmother visited Neverella and told her if she didn't clean up her act, she would die within a few months. Neverella shrugged her shoulders and wished for more cocaine and vodka.
Three days later, she got a Facebook invite to a punk show, hosted by the charming Boyd Bastien. He was the singer of The Deaf Hoax, and they were set to play that Friday at The Bowling Club.
Neverella had a shower and put on heavy makeup and headed out. She stepped on a piece of glass on her way and cut her foot. She tripped on a beer bottle and scratched her face. She got so drunk she woke up in an alley, covered in cat pee and puke.
Then, like a gift from god, her fairygodmother reappeared, surrounded by sparkling lights. Neverella stood up to find herself being cuffed and thrown in the back of a police cruiser. She was imprisoned for 2 nights and died the next day of drug-related complications, and never lived happily ever after.
The End.
The two sisters, Annie and Dizzie, never had to lift a finger. Instead, they made fun of Neverella and told her she would never marry a prince. She was good-for-nothing and Neverella believed it. She was a very unhappy girl.
She grew up hating herself, turned to drugs and alcohol as comfort, and left the family home when she was 17. She found herself on the streets, hooking for money and vowed never to wash a dish again. She never went back home, and the family was better off without her.
One day, on an acid trip, a fairygodmother visited Neverella and told her if she didn't clean up her act, she would die within a few months. Neverella shrugged her shoulders and wished for more cocaine and vodka.
Three days later, she got a Facebook invite to a punk show, hosted by the charming Boyd Bastien. He was the singer of The Deaf Hoax, and they were set to play that Friday at The Bowling Club.
Neverella had a shower and put on heavy makeup and headed out. She stepped on a piece of glass on her way and cut her foot. She tripped on a beer bottle and scratched her face. She got so drunk she woke up in an alley, covered in cat pee and puke.
Then, like a gift from god, her fairygodmother reappeared, surrounded by sparkling lights. Neverella stood up to find herself being cuffed and thrown in the back of a police cruiser. She was imprisoned for 2 nights and died the next day of drug-related complications, and never lived happily ever after.
The End.
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